Whatever Works, I Guess

I have been in another of those slumps during which I can not seem to make myself get out of bed on time. However, this morning I was up and about at 5:00. Would you like to know how I managed this? Well it appears that the one things that will get me up and fully awake instantaneously is a yellow jacket stinging me in my sleep. Yes, a yellow jacket got in my bed while I was sleeping and stung me on the hand at 5am. Fucking bastards!