Don't Make Me Do Stuff

It's funny, and by funny I mean incredibly weird and irritating, how I can only seem to make myself do anything when I feel like I have no choice. On the days when I have tons of free time, I end up wasting my whole day and accomplishing nothing. I honestly get twice as much done before I leave for work than I get done on an entire day off simply because I know I have to get it done before I leave. What the fuck is my problem?

Oh So We've Moved on to Biblical Plagues Now, Is that It?

You know how I said I was cursed? Well apparently my curse is expanding to include new and more creative forms of torture. Don't believe me? Well get this, somehow, my car has become infested with cockroaches. That's right, cockroaches! First of all, let me just say that while it is true that my car is very messy I do not now, nor have I ever, had any food in my car. I don't EVER leave anything remotely edible in my car, which I know many people do. I have absolutely no idea how or why they would have ended up in my car, there is  no reason for them to be there, NONE. Secondly, I would like to say that there is no other creature in the world that would disturb me more by choosing to inhabit my vehicle. I would honestly be less bothered if my car was full of bees, spiders, snakes, or fucking grizzly bears! I don't know why I'm so bothered by cockroaches, but I am. Anyway, I abandoned my car next to the pig barn with the windows open, in the hopes that they will leave of their own volition but I'm half afraid that I'll go back tomorrow and find my car completely overrun. I may just have to bun it. I'm fairly certain they're just sitting in there right now doing this.....

Changing Clothes Is a Pain in the Ass

I think most people, girls especially, tend to like to look different from day to day. People like to "dress up" on certain days and wear different colors or styles depending on the season. Not me. I pretty much wear the same thing no matter what. Don't get me wrong, I do change my clothes everyday. I just don't like having to pick out different clothes for each new day. In fact, I remember when I was a kid thinking how cool it would be to be a cartoon character because they got to wear the same thing everyday. I still think it would be really nice to just get to pick my favorite outfit and have a bunch of them so I would never have to decide what to wear again.

I was searching for a picture that showed a cartoon character looking into a closet full of the same outfit over and over, but when I searched "cartoon character closet" I found the evil monkey instead. I think he is much funnier.