Black Sheep and Flying Pigs

I have often thought that I would like to write a memoir (That word sounds sort of pretentious, but I'm not sure autobiography sounds any better.) because I feel like there have been some aspects of my life that some people might find interesting. Then I remember that it would have the wort ending ever. I would go through all of these semi-interesting events and then conclude with "and now I have no idea what I'm doing with my life." I just hope that someday something happens to me that would make a good end for a story.