Quick Update

So my whole greasy snooze button idea actually, kind of, worked. I say "kind of" because I still slept through my alarm for twenty minutes before I woke up at all. However, here is an idea of how much it actually bothers me to have gross things on my hands. When I woke up, I actually remembered that I had put grease on my snooze button and didn't push it at all. Normally, when I first wake up I'm lucky to remember my own name, but fuck if I'm going to forget that I might get grease on my fingers.

Well, a partial victory anyway.