Clearly a Scam

Every once in a while, I decide that I'm finally going to figure out what I'm doing with my life. Then I spend hours and hours reading articles about possible careers, only to realize that, yeah, I still have no fucking clue what I'm doing with my life. So, today, after I finished that, I started taking various career tests to see if they could offer any insight. Well, not a single one of them said that I should be a demon hunter, and vampire slayer, or a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. So I'm just going to assume that they're bullshit.