Shedding

I swear I must shed at least ten times as much as the average person. I had forgotten because my hair has been so short for such a long time. Now that it's starting to grow out though, it's ridiculous! I don't even understand how it's possible; at this rate I should be bald by now but instead I still have this insane mass of hair. Plus, now that it's getting longer, I keep messing with it all the time which makes it fall out even more. Then I end up with little piles of hair all over my shoulder and the back of my neck.