DISCLAIMER: This post is creepy and gross, and normal people will probably not want to read it. Also, if you do decide to read it, please refrain from any "helpful" comments about how unhealthy this behavior is. I am fully aware of that. Anyway, here is the post, in all it's morbid and creepifying glory. Hooray for two Firefly references in one post! (The other one being the title, if you didn't know).
I mentioned in a previous post that I might tell you the story about my fucked up hand. Well here it is. About a month ago, I punched a door. As my fist connected, I felt a pop followed by a wave of numbness that washed through my hand. When I looked down at it, there was this huge (like two inches high) bulbous, fluid-filled lump just below my last two knuckles. It, along with being incredibly gross looking, made it impossible to bend my fingers. Luckily, overnight, the lump dissipated to a bruise that covered the better part of my hand. I'm not sure exactly what it was that I ruptured, but it's still kind of fucked up and it keeps re-bruising every week during class. So, there you have it.