I also ordered a DVD from Felix Cane^
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
An Investment In My Future
I finally did something that I've been wanting to do for a long time; I ordered a stripper pole. I keep finding these videos of people pole dancing, and I just think it's totally fucking beautiful, and I really want to be able to do that with my body. I never did take that exotic dance class I was wanting to take, and (assuming I'm able to get the thing installed properly) this will save me money and hassle in the long run. Plus, you never know when I might decide that I want to be a stripper, and now I'll have the proper training (whether or not I'm kidding about that depends entirely on how stupid I look when I try to use the thing).