Good News Everyone!

I might have cancer! Just kidding, I'm not that lucky. I do, however, have some fucking knobby thing on my hand, which I thought was a bone that was out of place, but apparently isn't. My mom insisted that we x-ray it, which resulted in the conclusion that it is "weird" and "not bone" and that I "should get it looked at". How very helpful. Also, for the love of fuck, if this weather doesn't stop I am honestly going to lose whatever semblance of sanity I have left!

In case you don't watch Futurama, I should tell you that Farnsworth's "good news" is never, in fact, good news.