Plan of Attack

I seriously need to start writing in the mornings again. That was how I started out with this blog, and I feel like I used to come up with much better stuff to talk about than I do these days. I stopped doing that because I kept running myself late trying to finish my posts, but now I just end up with nothing to say.

I think the only solution to this problem is for me to defeat the snooze button in battle, and get up early enough to write my posts in the mornings and still have time to get everything else done. I have actually devised a plan to accomplish this. I smeared coconut oil all over my snooze button so that when I go to hit it I will get grease on my fingers and it will startle me awake enough to realize that I don't want to go back to sleep. Nothing jolts me out of sleep quite like getting something gross on me.

This picture isn't necessarily relevant, except for the fact that when I write about writing I always think of Chuck.