My Computer Lives!

Guess what, you guys. My sister fixed my computer for me! She seems to have a natural knack for fixing electronics, whereas I posses an uncanny ability to break without having the slightest clue how I even did it. Honestly it is completely ridiculous. Every time I get any new electronic device, it starts acting goofy within a week. Then, eventually, it just gives out entirely for no apparent reason. I think I may have some sort of electromagnetic field surrounding me or something.

If you've seen Powder, you'll get the reference. If you haven't, then you should.