Such Excitement

Last night was the first night of the Mannington Fair which is, without a doubt, the most exciting thing that ever happens in this town. Don't ask me why, because I have no fucking idea. But people come from all over the place to be there. Now, when I was a kid, the fair used to be one of the greatest things in the world to me. Ever since I hit around 13 or so, I realized that it is creepy, depressing, and full of a whole bunch of people who I have absolutely no interest in associating with. So I am just going to do my best to stay inside until the fair-goers have retreated back into their caves for the year.

Again, I'm with Sam.