Remember forever ago when I applied for that job with the Fairmont police? But they wouldn't let me use non-leather gear, so I gave up on it? Well, apparently, whoever they hired instead of me didn't work out so well because, guess what? They're hiring again. Maybe if they weren't so fucking discriminatory they would have better luck with their employees! Just saying.
Also, as much as I convinced myself that it was a bad idea (and it probably really was) I still kind of wish I had gotten that job. I'm totally not bitter about it though. Totally.